I did an interesting "study" a while back. I made two online dating profiles. Both had my picture, just different angles, and I look equally amazing from all angles so that had no effect on the study. I talked the same way on both profiles, copy and pasted. Except on one profile I told women i had no dick because it was severed in a motorcycle accident and I was forced to have a penectomy. Amazingly, the dickless me got way more numbers than the me with a cawk. I have no clue how this could be applied to smashing peaches, but it blew my mind.
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