Eddie vs Superheroes
Eddie Bravo is back and hes taking home the win, Hes got you so locked up you tappin again and again.
Batman? Superman? Who the fuck cares, It's the one and only Rubber Guard so come roll if you dare.
Hell you can be the Flash and speed right in, speed right into a Triangle like normal men.
In comes the Iron Man and he be blasting wild, Got choked by Eddie and is now a tin pile.
I walked into class and to my surprise, just trust me here I tell you no lies.
There was Wonder Woman and the Incredible Hulk, But she was tapping like it was an Incredible Fuck.
The Hulk tapped next for he had no game, His Jiu Claw defense was kinda lame.
Who would have thought that all would fall, the Rubber Guard came and saw and conquered all.
Eddie stood up and said "yo listen here", "I'm not from earth my Nibiru is near".
And in a great smoke he flashed away, to save the next roll for another day.
Eddie>All Nuff said.
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