The Inspirational Quotes Thread

[michael craig]

I told my psychiatrist that everyone hates me. He said I was being ridiculous - everyone hasn't met me yet.
-- Rodney Dangerfield.

[michael craig]

He who laughs last probably didn't get the joke.
-- Author Unknown

[michael craig]

For some strange reason, no matter where I go, the place is always called "here".
-- Ashleigh Brilliant

[John Alighieri]

"may god have mercy upon my enemies, cause i wont" -forgot by who-

I'm pretty sure it's Patton

[Jason Hyatt]

Not exactly inspirational maybe, but for anyone who has ever endured the frustration of existing within a military command it will ring painfully true:

"We trained hard . . . but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we would be reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing; and a wonderful method it can be for creating the illusion of progress while producing confusion, inefficiency, and demoralization."

Petronius Arbiter, 210 B.C.

As true today in Afghanistan as it was then.

[michael craig]

There is no strength without unity.
- Irish Proverb

[michael craig]

The strength of the heart comes from the soundness of the faith.
- Saudi Arabian Proverb

[michael craig]

The strongest among the weak is the one who doesn't forget his weaknesses.

[michael craig]

What is strength without a double share of wisdom?
- John Milton

[Eddie Bravo]

"Killing Two Birds With One Stone Kicks Ass" -Matt Horwich (MHFS)