27 time Mundials Champion, Renato Laranja, at 10th Planet Montreal

[Louis Ho]

Caralho. I feel so bad about this. But 27 time Mundials Champion, Renato Laranja, will be teaching a seminar at 10th Planet Montreal on September 14th from noon to 3pm. I sincerely apologize to my Master, Eddie Bravo, for this. Eddie has only just promoted me to black belt and in turn, I insult him by bringing Renato to my school.

[Kurzy]

Frig, is this for real?

[Louis Ho]

It's for real. But I was forced into doing this. It took 4 Gracie Barra purple belts to beat me up and convince me to do this.

[Kyle Spalla]

I hear Louis had to take out a second mortgage on his house to afford just a 30 minute seminar...is their no decency left in this world.

[Luc Lévesque]

By the way guys it's for charity for the Montreal Childrens hospital... so not that bad l

[John Mejia]

I hear Louis had to take out a second mortgage on his house to afford just a 30 minute seminar...is their no decency left in this world.

Man you heard that too. Fuck news spreads like wildfire. Watch out for Renato though Louis, he'll drink you out of Alize and Champagne. And he'll also try and get with every woman in Montreal. Just keep your eyes peeled Renato is a fucking hurricane and just destroys cities. Soon enough, he'll have convinced guys from your gym that the child he had with some barfly downtown is their kid and will refuse to pay child support...

[Kyle Spalla]

Watch your students closely around Renato because if you turn away for even a moment you could turn and find them in the Gi!

[Louis Ho]

I really regret allowing Renato to come to my school.

[Slick Rick]

Renato will huin all your limbs.

[Eddie Bravo]

He won't make it across the border. He has multiple warrants in all 50 states for not paying child support, Canada don't play that.