Doomsday Scenario: Real-life Pokemon

[Neggroll21]

Similar to the weapons thread. Shit is going down (asteroid, economic collapse, terrorism, disease, etc.). Let's just assume that you are in a zoo while this happens and you have access to exotic animals. You have no weapons so you must train animals to fight by your side. In the spirit of pokemon, pick 6 animals to do your bidding. Here are mine:

-Siberian Tiger
-Silverback Gorilla
-Grizzly Bear
-Saltwater Crocodile
-Gray Wolf
-King Cobra

your guys'?

[Jay Chow]

Colorado River Toad x 5

[Tyler Timmermans]

5 dogs because they are easy to train and will work together.

[WilliamGunter]

4 pit bulls and two polar bears i would alternate riding the polar bears, and I love pits

[Tony "The Goods" Garcia]

Fear the C.L.I.T!

[Mack Elwood]

-2 Elephants
-3 Hippos
-Black Mamba

Hippos are insane, btw.

[Chad C.]

2 elephants as pack animals
3 wolves to hunt and protect the campsite
And a hawk

[Isaiah Mendoza]

-the black man that buttraped you

he will protect me. for a price. and by god if that price means taking easier shits I'll take it.

[Thomas Rodriguez-Swift]

4 pit bulls and two polar bears i would alternate riding the polar bears, and I love pits

I didnt read the rest of the thread but this guy wins.

[Tyler Timmermans]

i would use actual pokemon blastiods, charmander, pickachu, jigguly puff, and togapie.