Touching the Ancient Stones at Stonehenge is Strictly Forbidden...
English Heritage have turned it into a Tourist Attraction you have to pay at Turnstiles to visit the area...
there's a small fence perimeter around the stones and an Electric Fence portion on one side...
you are supposed to stay behind this fence and look from a distance...
we desired a closer look...
the Security Guards were either alerted when we grabbed the Electric Fence or Jumped Over to Touch the Standing Stones...
they appeared from nowhere and accused us of Vandalism
(human touch apparantly erodes the stones that have stood for thousands of years)
and then attempted to evict us off the site...
we were prepared to leave but not prepared to recieve a scolding from a bearded Druid waving a Radio in our faces...
we argued/threatened him/took the piss...
until they sent in a nice Dinner Lady Security Woman to escort us out...
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