The Renato Laranja Conspiracy

[PJ Sisco]

I gotta be honest... my plan is to become a fruits and vegetables affiliate school. I just figured opening a 10th planet school would help me get my foot in the door

[rock d]

All those Brazil winnings = one way plane ticket! haha

I also have a brown belt in goju ryu karate from my middle school years. Sensei quit before I did.

[Nick Powers]

What baffles me is, despite this mini-doc providing proof that Renato is in fact the G in a Gi we've all checked under the mat for before we roll, why wouldn't he endorse this documentary? Is he ashamed of his acting past? Is he afraid that he'll be held against stiff competition from "Dayd of Our Lives", such as Joey Tribbiani and his candid portrayal of Dr. Drake Ramoray?

[Eddie Bravo]

What baffles me is, despite this mini-doc providing proof that Renato is in fact the G in a Gi we've all checked under the mat for before we roll, why wouldn't he endorse this documentary? Is he ashamed of his acting past? Is he afraid that he'll be held against stiff competition from "Dayd of Our Lives", such as Joey Tribbiani and his candid portrayal of Dr. Drake Ramoray?

Yeah, I don't get it either. But yeah, maybe he's afraid Brazilians will not respect him for hiding his accent for American TV. Before Renato turned on me, he told me he spent 8 years with Mel Gibson's accent coach to hide his Brazilian accent and that the kids from the favelas would call him a sell out

[Gary Meek]

The conspiracy is spreading!
http://www.martialartstees.com/hespetch-laranja/

[Nick Powers]

Yeah, I don't get it either. But yeah, maybe he's afraid Brazilians will not respect him for hiding his accent for American TV. Before Renato turned on me, he told me he spent 8 years with Mel Gibson's accent coach to hide his Brazilian accent and that the kids from the favelas would call him a sell out

Well if that is the case, then it seems like he's a bit of a hypocrite. Why criticize jiu-jitsu without the Gi, which is being taught for real life, if you're going to pretend to be something you're not in fake life? I'm a Gi guy myself, but you don't see me criticizing how 10 do!

Renato, where you at? Can you answer these burning questions for us?