Except at the crucifixion, Jesus was always in a gi. So I'm gonna say when Jesus comes back he'll be a full on gi player, maybe no gi once a week or so, like Thursday nights or something.
On the other hand, there are absolutely no pictures of Satan anywhere on the net in a gi, it's simply too hot in hell. So I'm gonna say Satan would prolly do well in the UFC, that's if he ever ends up rising from the depths of Hades.
Satan vs Brock would be epic
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