this broad just pissed in my BED!

[Kyle Spalla]

was she hot at least?

Dude she soiled his place of rest!

[Kyle Spalla]

For the record I was about to go to bed in a bad mood today, then I came upon and I don't think anything for all of next week will be able to wipe the smile off my face that this has brought. Bless you sir.

[Kurzy]

Just be glad she didn't do a no. 2.

That seriously happened on my couch.

Luckily it was a girl that was not mine, but I still had to clean it up. I don't know wtf she got into at the party I was hosting, but by the time it was all said and done it looked like she took a small pot of chili and turned it upside down on my couch like a sand castle, and then passed out beside it. LOL gross.

We don't own that couch anymore.

[K Madden]

That seriously happened on my couch.

Luckily it was a girl that was not mine, but I still had to clean it up. I don't know wtf she got into at the party I was hosting, but by the time it was all said and done it looked like she took a small pot of chili and turned it upside down on my couch like a sand castle, and then passed out beside it. LOL gross.

We don't own that couch anymore.

Thanks, now I want chili. :/

[Kurzy]

Hahaha, enjoy....

[John Hickman]

Sounds like some Tucker Max shit.

[DesiCuellar]

I must ask. did she come over drunk? or did you funnel booze into her mouth after she arived?

so i get a call, broad comes over. met a few weekends back.
we *ahem* it out, shes passed out. and PISSES the bed.

ready for the fun part? she thinks im sleeping, goes and grabs a towel, lays it down over the wet spot, lays on top of it... and back to the zzz's for her.

meanwhile, im sitting here lighting candles cause all i smell is piss.

broad is so drunk (didnt know that till after she pissed) that she wont get the fuck up. so i can throw this shit in the washer.

i said screw it, now im downstairs on my own couch while that nastiness is sleeping in her own filth.
didnt know id be around ms. piggy tonight.

im perplexed though, do i leave her be? kick her out? send her a COD for the cleaning?

nasty. just nasty.

[Brent Smith]

Thanks, now I want chili. :/

:-X

[K Madden]

I must ask. did she come over drunk? or did you funnel booze into her mouth after she arived?

To be honest I don't really remember, but i dont THINK she was drunk. I was told later that she was, in fact, a squirter.
The other girls I've met that were at least had the decency to take me to the shower, or in a hotel (sucks to be the people getting the room after me!!)

[K Madden]

Sounds like some Tucker Max shit.

If you only knew...I blow Tucker out of the water. I truly do have stories that should be in a novel.
People who are friends with me on FB can vouch for me. I have an 'interesting' life, you could say.