reminds me of a story i heard a year ago that goes something like...
guy meets girl at a bar, they go back to her house to bang. both pass out and he shits bed. he wakes up first says "holy shit i just shit the bed" he takes his shit, smears it on her ass and leaves her a nasty note saying "you sick bitch i cant believe you shit the bed!!!" then sneaks off before she wakes and never hears from her again.
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