this broad just pissed in my BED!

[ViciousVictor]

by far the best thread and comments on the forum i still cant stop laughing.
that really sucks but thanks for sharing

[Tony Toffolo]

[Dartangan Jackson]

thanks for putting it in prospective gentlemen.
gladly she didnt shit. that would have made the night very crappy.
she was hot at least, ill attach a FB pic of her. consider it a warning poster...BEWARE of this.

Haha that picture was foreshadowing her passed out. See wooden floors are easier to clean piss off of. All u need is a good mop and some pinesol for the wood

[ifreez]

"There should be billboards everywhere that say: 'jerk off first, then think about it.' " -- Joe Rogan.

This is should be in all religious books, on ancient walls, and in sex eds books! The most profound sentiment of all ages.

[ifreez]

Oh. And let that be a lesson. Be careful of strangers that bang first night. You never know what the fuck you'll get.

I could tell you old school stories

[bobby rivers]

If I had a nickel.

Easy solution, warm joint shower after to rinse the sex juices(fun anyway) which initiates shower piss(way better than bed, and everybody f'n does it). Crisis averted.

[AllanSwann]

how old was she 11?

[John Hickman]

You're obviously no Tucker Max, sir. He pissed his own bed and made the girl believe she did it. She even bought him a new mattress! haha But yeah, sorry about that, bro.

[K Madden]

she did piss the bed though...haha
ya...good point though. bitch does need to buy me a new mattress

[AllanSwann]

well shit if it was cum thats not as bad. but u saod it smelled like piss right?